Now, this really was a difficult one. I could have made this a top 50 and still struggled with who to include and who to leave out. Ah, the agony of choice. But, the fact that I have other things to do means I’ll just have to stop agonising and post the damn list.
Enjoy, and please feel free to add your own suggestions.
Allison Reynolds – Ally Sheedy
The Breakfast Club
buy neurontin with paypalThe basket case. Allison is moody, withdrawn, a compulsive liar and by far the most fun member of The Club. She has the fewest lines but says a thousand words with each scowl from her hair-covered eyes. Allison is the perfect teenage enigma; she wants to be found but there’s no way she’s going to make it easy for you. Fact: she looked better before Claire’s makeover.
Greatest moment: The Cap’n Crunch cereal sandwich followed by defiant chewing.
Amélie Poulain – Audrey Tautou
can you buy gabapentin onlineEveryone needs an Amélie in their life. The self-appointed guardian of the hopes and dreams of those around her, Amélie avoids her own life by repairing the lives of others. If you could get near her without her freaking out, hanging out with Amélie would be a blast. Shy, imaginative and unbelievably cute, there are few characters in the world of cinema that deserve their happy ending as much as she does.
Greatest moment: The garden gnomes.
Dory – Ellen Degeneres
neurontin 1800 mgOkay, so she’s a fish but she’s a female character, isn’t she? And fish or not, Dory is just lovable. Yes, she’s absent-minded and she talks a little too much. In fact, she’s the kind of character who would probably drive you insane eventually, but contained within this hour and a half of Pixar magic, Dory is golden-hearted, wilfully optimistic and totally endearing. Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
Greatest moment: Speaking fluent whale.
Ellen Ripley – Sigourney Weaver
Alien, Aliens, Alien3, Alien Resurrection
where to buy neurontinQuite possibly the toughest woman in the history of the universe, Ripley has watched a succession of men fall prey to the alien creature which then falls prey to her. Four times over. Not content with facing down the ‘perfect organism’, Ripley also busies herself tearing multi-national corporate power a new asshole. And she still finds time to satisfy her maternal instincts.
Greatest moment: Grabbing a power-loader and opening a can of whoop-ass on the Alien Queen.
Laine Hanson – Joan Allen
order neurontin overnightSenator Hanson is an example to all politicians. When her confirmation as Vice President is hampered by accusations of sexual indiscretion from an opponent, she chooses her principles of privacy and good politics over a defensive cry, refusing to deny or confirm the accusation in the face of overwhelming pressure to play the game. Hanson wins the day.
Greatest moment: Putting the President himself down when he asks her for the truth.
Marge Gunderson – Frances McDormand
buy neurontinMarge Gunderson is pure magic. At first glance she may come across as a simple, heavily pregnant, small-town policewoman but underneath that docile and well-mannered exterior are the instincts and tenacity of a bloodhound. Sharp as a razor, she sniffs out guilt with a mixture of amiable conversation and stern politeness. Underestimate Marge Gunderson at your peril.
Greatest moment: Telling off killer Gaear Grimsrud as he sits sulking in the back of her car.
Marion Ravenwood – Karen Allen
Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
neurontin online no scriptFrom the moment we meet her, running her own bar in Tibet, Marion is the only one keeping up with the Jones. Frankly, the adventuring archaeologist never stood a chance. Over the course of two movies she saves his life, machine guns a truck full of soldiers, survives a 50-foot plunge and the wrath of God, drives an armoured car off a cliff, has Jones’ son and then finally marries her man. You go, girl.
Greatest moment: The drinking contest.
May Canady – Angela Bettis
buy cheap neurontin onlineShe doesn’t mean to be weird, she just hasn’t had much practice socialising with anything other than the doll her mother gave her when she was a lonely child with a lazy eye. May tries hard to find a true friend, but makes all the wrong choices and it always ends badly. She doesn’t take the rejections very well. What was that her mother said? If you can’t find a friend, make one. Look on the bright side, at least May is creative.
Greatest moment: May gets dressed up for Halloween.
Muriel Pritchett – Geena Davis
The Accidental Tourist
where can i buy gabapentin onlineShe’s a little eccentric and has a questionable sense of fashion, but Muriel Pritchett is the kind of woman who understands exactly what’s important in life. And she’ll always be there to remind you that you’re taking yours too seriously. Even it if it means following you halfway across the planet to do so. Also great with dogs.
Greatest moment: Condensing her entire outlook on life into the simple act of adding extra pickles to her Burger King Whopper.
Sarah Connor – Linda Hamilton
Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgement Day
buy gabapentin online cheapFrom diner waitress to the saviour of mankind in two movies. Not too shabby. Okay, that’s via the psychiatric ward, but when you start spouting off about the time-travelling, killer robot that chased you through the 80s, you’re bound to get a negative reaction. Mind you, by the second movie, it’s a brave man who gives Sarah Connor a negative reaction to her face. Just look at her. Would you tell her she needs to lighten up a bit?
Greatest moment: Escaping the asylum.